Is that a season 5 thing? If so, it really doesn’t make sense to call her that, considering how long she had been a major character in the show. And considering season 5 started non-figuratively 3 days ago, it’s kind of insane to expect that everyone who knows Stranger Things understands the reference.
Her actress is 27 in 2025 and she never looked any older than that to me, though. If someone thinks that she “REALLY looks 40”, they watched way too many movies (and probably porn).
See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.
She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”
So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”
So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”
Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.
My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.
What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.
She’s the lesbian.
Who?
The woman who is sexually attracted to other women.
If you’re talking about Robin, I don’t understand how “radio” would describe her in any way. Also, how tf does she look 40yo to you?
She hosts the radio station
Is that a season 5 thing? If so, it really doesn’t make sense to call her that, considering how long she had been a major character in the show. And considering season 5 started non-figuratively 3 days ago, it’s kind of insane to expect that everyone who knows Stranger Things understands the reference.
It is a season 5 thing, but she also looks younger in the earlier seasons. Fair point that it started 3 days ago, though.
Her actress is 27 in 2025 and she never looked any older than that to me, though. If someone thinks that she “REALLY looks 40”, they watched way too many movies (and probably porn).
See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.
She said, “Krooklochurm, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”
So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”
So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”
Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.
My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.
What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.
HAHAHAHA HE SAID THE THING! so funny