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    26 days ago

    It sounds like there’s a possibility that living alongside humans is selecting against that though.

    I’m sure that with a little help from my friend selective breeding we could turbo charge this naturally occurring process to produce lovable cuddly furry raccoon pets that I could call friends.

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        26 days ago

        I don’t really give a shit how we get pet raccoons as long as I get a cuddly mischievous pet raccoon. Congrats, you’re in charge of the project. Now go science me up a best friend.

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          ^oh shit I added too much capitalism^

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            I’ll excuse capitalism if it provides me a pet raccoon. Just this once.