Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down116
arrow-up1472arrow-down1imageCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down4·1 month agoAverage American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children! Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month ago“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
minus-squareInfernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
Average American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children!
Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel