Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1479arrow-down115
arrow-up1464arrow-down1imageCaptain Americalemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down4·2 days agoAverage American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children! Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
minus-squareInfernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoYeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”
Average American: … Captain! … the house is on fire and it’s full of starving children!
Captain Baloney: … meh … yeah, I’m waiting for my cheeseburger … might get around to it later
Yeah I know, that was my friend Captain Israel
“No, mother, it’s just the Northern Lights!”