The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya’ll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny
EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there’s even more roasts in there!
The Onion has been way too real lately I’d say
They’re not the Simpsons. They’re not predicting stuff or anything. They just think of the craziest reality possible, and then reality turns out worse.