• caseyweederman
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    3 months ago

    Nah, they’ve got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement.

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      3 months ago

      Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they’d all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop.

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        3 months ago

        They’re supernatural creatures, so who’s to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter?

        It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness.

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        Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn’t burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea.