WASHINGTON—Asking the children to please just take one since he had to acquire the organs from a “sketchy dealer” in West Virginia, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly celebrated Halloween Friday by greeting trick-or-treaters with a big bowl of ape glands. “Come and get a king-sized gibbon pituitary,” Kennedy said while gesturing to the […]
Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.
Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.
Cheaper than Ozempic