As annoying as this was, I did get to live out one of my petty fantasies: I had grabbed a coloring sheet for my toddler with some crayons, so I left a nice little note telling this guy that he could now practice staying inside the lines.

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    IANAL, but I think this is technically grand theft auto. Yeah, the owner is a jackass, but don’t do this.

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      It is not. Theft requires intent to permanently deprive. It is, however, joyriding and most states have a statute against that.

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        Whatever it is, I’m not risking it. I’m going to leave a passive aggressive note instead of possibly committing major crime.

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      Just open the door and put that bad boy in drive. Then it’s in God’s hands or Thor’s. Whichever deity you like can take the wheel. No worries.

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      Just take the keys out and leave them somewhere fun. Like inside the car but out of sight. Or on the base of a parking lot light.