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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    Well, they are the Geriatric Old Pedophile party.

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      We need to workshop this a bit. “Old” is kinda repetitive given the use of “geriatric”. Maybe switch for “Oligarch”?

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        Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.

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        Obease might be it.

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          They don’t all fit that though.

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        I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.

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          True.

          Also, love the username 😜

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        Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.

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