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misk@piefed.social to OffbeatEnglish · 3 months ago

Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water

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Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water

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misk@piefed.social to OffbeatEnglish · 3 months ago
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Scuba Thief Steals Thousands From Floating Disney Restaurant, Then Disappears Into Water - Jalopnik
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Have you ever wanted to pull off the perfect heist, something that would make Steven Soderbergh green with envy?
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    Fair. I wouldn’t car about the cash. But you aren’t tying me up without a fight, weapon or not. Unless we prearranged the tie up :)

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      Okay but the thief was probably at least very fit, and ‘dashing thief’ is automatically +10 hotness

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        Lol

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          I’m just saying–knowing nothing else about the person, my personal scales tip towards ‘yes please’

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