Hey, I’m calling you back, ooh, she’s been a bitch tonight! And by “bitch,” I mean this rain, no cabs nowhere. So I had to put on the wigs and the heels and the lashes and the eairh and take the train to the club And you know that MTA should stand for “Motherfuckers Touching my Ass.”

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