• ForeverComical
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    7 hours ago

    I feel like you don’t need that much intimacy when pissing but maybe that’s just me.

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      6 hours ago

      I feel like you don’t need that much intimacy when pissing but maybe that’s just me.

      Who can say?

      Me and Slim and Frank were just discussing that over a group trough piss, at the stadium, yesterday.

      We agreed that it is pretty intimate.

      Carl seemed uncomfortable that we were talking so loudly about it, but those hand dryers are pretty loud, so we had to speak up to be heard.

      Admission and further gross exaggeration

      (And no, this didn’t happen, of course.

      Because, at the stadium, most folks stand just inside the bathroom entrance and just piss generally inward from the edge of the floor stickiness zone.

      Most people find it difficult to even hit the side of the troughs from outside the sticky floor zone.)