• krnl386
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    1 year ago

    Moose sex pheromones. Hose the car down with them. Let nature take care of this one.

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      1 year ago

      Yeah idk if that’s gonna help in PA lol. Deer maybe, but they aren’t gonna attack a car

        • 🇺🇦 Max UL@lemmy.pro
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          1 year ago

          Most wheels don’t have them anymore, but a great prank used to be to smash a fish behind someone’s hubcap.

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            1 year ago

            New cars kinda took care of not making things removable or have things you can loop things through the handles.

            However the potato salad under the door handle is still on the table

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              1 year ago

              Tesla aero wheels have clip on hub caps/aero wheel covers. Pull to remove, you may need double sided tape to install the prawn (shrimp) heads

              Renter upset at the land lord? Prawn heads in the cheap aluminium curtain rods on moving out day

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      hard to find that, but you can absolutely get a syringe full of deer piss between the window and the rubber stripping that’s meant to keep the rain out of the door. doe-in-estrus urine is available at almost any outdoors shop, as hunters use it to attract bucks.