unfortunately i don’t know any country that considers teeth and eyes to be part of the body, everyone considers them an optional luxury you have to pay for.
Also that one case where a casino was hacked though a fish tank thermometer.
Save for phones and computers, any other ‘smart’ devices can burn in hell. I’m not paying a fucking subscription to use my freezer, I’ll rather just live like a medieval peasant.
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Worse. They will track my shamefully lax dental hygiene habits.
Hey, guess why your dental insurance just went up!
(unless you’re blessed to live in a country with socialized healthcare)
unfortunately i don’t know any country that considers teeth and eyes to be part of the body, everyone considers them an optional luxury you have to pay for.
Try places in mainland Europe. I’ve had three of my teeth fixed for free (paid through taxes) by an extremely skilled dentist.
And your toothbrush will be part of a bot network. Yay!
Also that one case where a casino was hacked though a fish tank thermometer. Save for phones and computers, any other ‘smart’ devices can burn in hell. I’m not paying a fucking subscription to use my freezer, I’ll rather just live like a medieval peasant.
the phones should be “dumb” too. smartphones were an egregious mistake.
Meh, I like having internet on my phone.
Well, at least we get unlockable bootloaders (for now).
At least like many IOT devices it does not have an update, imagine oh nyo I can’t brugh my teeth now, it’s updating the firmware
I just got an electric one that indicates stuff by vibrating at certain intervals. No internet connection = no problems.
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Am I going to have to buy a lifetime supply of brushes now before they enshitify…