Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Dad for a Minute@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoDad what's your best dad joke?message-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareDad what's your best dad joke?Lady Butterfly @lazysoci.al to Dad for a Minute@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square20linkfedilink
minus-squareowenfromcanadalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoTwo sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other replies, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”
minus-squareLady Butterfly @lazysoci.alOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·1 month agoHaha fucking brilliant nice one dad
minus-squareMyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoHaha! I remember this one as muffins in an oven.
minus-squareowenfromcanadalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI’ve heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.
Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other replies, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”
Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad
Haha!
I remember this one as muffins in an oven.
I’ve heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.