• mysticpickle
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    6 days ago

    Had a guy bring in a sandwich baggie full of hair, put it in front of me and asked “Do those look like crabs to you?”

    Nope’d the fuck out of that situation.

    • khannie@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Just for clarity… The lad shaved his pubes, lobbed them in a bag then brought them into work and sought your counsel on whether or not he had crabs? Is that right? because I’m rolling around here picturing the absurdity of it.