andros_rex@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoThis gay tortoise is older than the word “homosexual”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1680arrow-down113
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minus-squareJerkface (any/all)linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoHe’s still more tortoise than he is gay.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-22 months agoThat’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour? Hard to nail down.
minus-squarecorsicanguppylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoDon’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoWell then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoBy the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAh yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoHonestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.
He’s still more tortoise than he is gay.
That’s probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour?
Hard to nail down.
Don’t nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.
Well then they shouldn’t slowly walk all over the place!
By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.
Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.
Honestly, it’s debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.