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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoWouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
minus-squaremeyotch@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoWait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoNo, that’s just what us plebs have to do. Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.
minus-squaremeyotch@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoUnder communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoWow, that’s a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.
Vibes, for the most part.
Wouldn’t someone trying to control vibes make them more of a wanker than a banker?
Wait, doesn’t everyone maintain their own wank-bank?
No, that’s just what us plebs have to do.
Those with the means typically hire someone for that particular service, a wank bank swank skank, if you will.
Under communism, the wank bank swank skanks may choose to use their experience to help maintain hyper-local community wank banks!
Wow, that’s a really important service to the community. How do we thank wank bank swank skank ranks for their contribution?
Spanks!
Yep, this is it. You perfected it. You win.