Looks like it could almost be a cornetto. I love those waffle cone treats, some of the best memories with my dad buying them for me (well I am a chubby dude heh) and if not, close enough for an 80s chubby kid from Canada. Even better when some asshole gets his comupance for being a dick. Oddly I had more of this text with a British accent in my head. Time to watch Hot Fuzz again.