• HonoredMule
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    2 days ago

    Holy fuck is he ever bad at this. You’d better join us because we don’t need you; Conservatives were winning but I don’t know or care; Liberals are easier for me but I don’t know or care; You should vote Conservative because that’ll stop me – but I don’t know or care.

    I’m paying very close attention and cannot resist saying things to change the course of events. But I don’t know or care.

    This is preteen social strategy. Stomp around for a bit. Yell “Whatever, it doesn’t even matter” loudly enough to make sure everybody heard it, then slam your bedroom door. Don’t worry Dumpster, we’re all very convinced by your passionate apathy.