Et Al@lemmy.worldM to isGlitch.com - the online-est of tech rags@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoMusk: "Resistance Is Futile," Vows DOGE War on Fire Departmentsisglitch.comexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down13file-text
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Tech CEO’s response to burning Teslas includes plans to “optimize” firefighting industry out of existence
minus-squarehumanspirallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoonly clue that this is satire Meanwhile, Tesla’s stock surged 17% on news that Musk had threatened to send all arsonists to Mars as “unwitting beta testers for our oxygen deprivation experiments.” Tesla’s stock did not go up 17%.
only clue that this is satire
Tesla’s stock did not go up 17%.