• BlameThePeacock
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    2 months ago

    This is how you monarchy properly. Handing out swords is peak king/queen.

      • Reannlegge
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        2 months ago

        They gave him a plastic knife! “it was the best most beautiful plastic knife. They say there is no other plastic knife like it! I could shive you no problem.”

        • Malgas@beehaw.org
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          I mean, if I went 'round saying I was “Usher of the Black Rod” just because some geezer had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d lock me away!

      • Kichae
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        2 months ago

        Yeah! We should all be handing out swords in these uncertain times!

        • HikingVet
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          Preferably ones that will stands the rigours of combat.