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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27arrow-down1·3 days agoPosting this meme costs $10 This comment cost me $15 Reading this comment costs $2 per read Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20 Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought
minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 days agoI copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoI just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn’t getting my money! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-23 days ago$2 for reading the comment + $20 for responding to the comment =$22 total plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting) … and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn’t you?
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoThinking like a true Ferengi.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days ago$3 for referring to Ferenginar $2 for licensing fees to Brunt $0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority $20 for responding
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWe’re billing you another $1.95 because you just thought of this meme again.
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoAlmost had him. Forgot they’re immune to jedi mind tricks telepathy.
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoGood catch … always read the fine print when dealing with the Ferengi
minus-squareShardikprime@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·3 days agoAfter you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoI will be reminded, don’t worry.
Posting this meme costs $10
This comment cost me $15
Reading this comment costs $2 per read
Anyone that responds to this comment will be billed $20
Thinking about this post later in the day will cost $1.95 per thought
I copy/pasted your comment. Now I can read it for free at my leisure.
I just read the copy & pasted version instead of the original! Big Comment isn’t getting my money! 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
$2 for reading the comment
+ $20 for responding to the comment
=$22 total
plus a new charge of copying ($3) and then pasting ($4 for every instance of pasting)
… and another $1.95 because you just thought of it again didn’t you?
Thinking like a true Ferengi.
$3 for referring to Ferenginar
$2 for licensing fees to Brunt
$0.78 to the Ferengi Commerce Authority
$20 for responding
We’re billing you another $1.95 because you just thought of this meme again.
Almost had him. Forgot they’re immune to
jedi mind trickstelepathy.*dabo
Good catch … always read the fine print when dealing with the Ferengi
The environmental impact: priceless
This comment?
🌾 Riceless 🍚
After you finish reading this comment, you will forget you were ever gay.
I will be reminded, don’t worry.
As you say