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minus-squareDamonSeedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 months agothe last thing Canada needs is for the Geneva Suggestion err Convention to need another edit thanks to us.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months agoIt’s never a war crime the first time.
minus-squarekersploosh@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoGotta find those zero-day exploits!
minus-squareScott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoLike filling their drinking water with LSD, throwing some guns into the room and saying “HES TRYING TO KILL YOU!” Through a loudspeaker.
minus-squareslumlordthanatos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoWhen the sorry’s end, the war crimes begin.
minus-squareThe Quuuuuill@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoFWIW the United States are not bound by Protocol I or II of the Geneva conventions, meaning we’re also not protected by them.
minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoWhich things does that cover? Do we get to pull the shotguns and triangular bayonets out of storage?
minus-squareJumi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-22 months agoGet shotguns that shoot triangular bayonets
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThose are flechettes
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoNeither are banned anyway, just impractical.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoA few years from now the standard military ROE will have to teach recruits about "The Maple Teabagging”.
the last thing Canada needs is for the Geneva
Suggestionerr Convention to need another edit thanks to us.It’s never a war crime the first time.
Gotta find those zero-day exploits!
Like filling their drinking water with LSD, throwing some guns into the room and saying “HES TRYING TO KILL YOU!” Through a loudspeaker.
When the sorry’s end, the war crimes begin.
Geneva’s checklist
FWIW the United States are not bound by Protocol I or II of the Geneva conventions, meaning we’re also not protected by them.
Which things does that cover? Do we get to pull the shotguns and triangular bayonets out of storage?
Get shotguns that shoot triangular bayonets
Those are flechettes
Neither are banned anyway, just impractical.
A few years from now the standard military ROE will have to teach recruits about "The Maple Teabagging”.