🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoAnon eats cup noodlessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1449arrow-down110
arrow-up1439arrow-down1imageAnon eats cup noodlessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
minus-squareImplyingImplicationslinkfedilinkarrow-up59·4 days ago>instant noodles >need to wait 5 minutes
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·edit-24 days agoFake: false advertising Gay: noodle sucking
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·4 days agoThe noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they’re just not instantly cooked. 😌
minus-squareJayDee@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-24 days agoBruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you’re on about /s
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoWell if they’re there the whole time they’re hardly instant, are they?
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoInstant noodles: cast on any player’s turn. Summon a food token.
>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes
Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking
The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they’re just not instantly cooked. 😌
Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you’re on about /s
Well if they’re there the whole time they’re hardly instant, are they?
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present noodles
Instant noodles: cast on any player’s turn. Summon a food token.