HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoMegachurch conducts successful nuclear missile testyoutu.beexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1265arrow-down13
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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoAnnexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.
minus-squareGranbo's Holy Hotrod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoCancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.
Annexes nearby territory and declares martial law … in the name of Jesus.
Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on…for jesus.