kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1139arrow-down1message-squareI gave my handyman a todo list, but he only did items 1, 3 and 5.kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·5 months agoI thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs
I thought he was a premium contractor that only did prime jobs
He would’ve done job #2 then.
And not #1
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