The Almighty Creator of all things, capable of doing anything at any time in any way… messed up. He was aghast. Butt stuff?! What was his creation doing?! It literally hadn’t been more than 2 minutes. And so, God checked out long ago.

Now we have climate change. Super hurricanes. Pat Roberton was right. The gays!!!

I mean, we have no choice. These no butt stuff laws are literally holding the fury of nature back and saving lives!