• Troy
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    5 days ago

    Haha, yep. In grad school my wingman would introduce me at the student pub like this:

    Wingman: “This is my buddy Troy. He studies penetration.”

    “Oh really? How deep do you penetrate?”

    Me, as straightfaced as possible: “Depends on the frequency, but usually a few metres.”

    Didn’t work as well as offering to show them my six inch telescope (and then taking them moongazing), but still hilarious.