And they’re already kissing Trump’s ass

  • adarza
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    1 month ago

    so which was the kicker that brought the swearing-in indoors:

    a) afraid of riots because of tiktok ban.

    b) afraid of his malformed 'shroom freezing to his diaper in the cold.

    c) afraid of getting another piercing.

    d) afraid of dreadfully pathetic crowds at the mall and in photographs he can’t lie about after last time.

    e) all of the above.

    f) all of the above, and also…

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      He never got a piercing, only attempted. That cut was likely from broken teleprompter glass.