MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square121fedilinkarrow-up1865arrow-down118
arrow-up1847arrow-down1imageNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square121fedilink
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoSorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
minus-squareRentlarlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoOr else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
Sorry no beans, just debt. And an agreement to terms and conditions that you must not poop for 72 hours.
or what
Or else you will face the wrath of Beef Stroganoff and your clothes will be replaced with denim.
oh no, that’s the worst texture!
or the arbitration begins
i’d need more beans