Wait, are you meaning to tell me there’s a population outside of Edmonton or Calgary? Strange. I mean we’ve been hearing noises in the night and stuff like some mysterious lights off in the distance, but we just ignore it.

Now that you mention it, I thought I saw some bush people spraypainting COVID is a Hoax on some corn bails out in the country once, but I told myself I must just be hallucinating and it was really just Jason Kenney in disguise.