• Uncle
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    4 days ago

    Try explaining that one after death.

    “How’d you die? I got eaten by a T-Rex!”

    “I, um well, I…I was going for a walk to find food and I know following this big guy who never eats the lower stuff is great, he cant reach it and the bugs that fall off the trees hes eating are great! As I was munching on a fleeing bug, the big guy burps and I looked up to see him puke. No matter how fast I tried to scurry away the goo was too much and it squished me flat”

    “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that, hopefully you have better luck on this side”