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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Dad was not invulnerable.

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Dad was not invulnerable.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    He might be the first person to disembowel themself on a table saw

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      I don’t know, people can be super creative with their stupidity.

      This happened quite some time ago, but it’s so creatively stupid that I have never stopped being impressed with the hold my beer nature of it.

      https://www.spokesman.com/stories/1996/feb/28/woman-tries-to-shoot-callus-off-her-foot/

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        Did she get the callus?! Damn article never even tells you if she got callus off.

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          They fear once you learn the truth you too may be empowered to remove callusii from your foot - thus threatening Big Callus Removal and the status quo.

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          I don’t see why it wouldn’t work… The hard bit is not taking off more than you meant to. Oh and of course you have to deal with the whole open-shotgun-wound situation.

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        Totally expected that to be the sawzall dildo

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        Compiled From Wire Services . . . She was taken to Ball Hospital for psychiatric evaluation

        Oh jeez, was this Muncie?

        She told investigators she drank a gallon of vodka and two or three beers

        Sounds like Muncie

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          As a Terre Haute resident, I wish we were Muncie.

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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

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