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minus-squareObstreperousCanadianlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down1·7 hours agoNow they’ll be doubly crushed when they can’t convince you to stay next time.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·6 hours ago“I was good enough yesterday! Did I do something bad today?” Now my heart hurts.
minus-squareZoidsberglinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 hours ago“I’m leaving because you farted in the kitchen last night.”
minus-squareRestrictedAccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·4 hours agoThis is how pets think. Even the best bois never really advance beyond the mental capacity of a three or four year old.
Now they’ll be doubly crushed when they can’t convince you to stay next time.
“I was good enough yesterday! Did I do something bad today?”
Now my heart hurts.
“I’m leaving because you farted in the kitchen last night.”
Jeez
This is how pets think. Even the best bois never really advance beyond the mental capacity of a three or four year old.