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minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·edit-212 hours agoYou can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides … bribes … to voters during an election EDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people’s attention so much
minus-squareastrsk@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·13 hours agoIs that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·13 hours agoTrump is about due for a new one.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoNah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they’re as happy as two peas in a pod.
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 hours agoNo, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
minus-squareEleventhHour@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoHis previous wives were no peaches.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 hours agoTell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoDo I get my choice of toppings?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·edit-213 hours agoCorrection: You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours ago*Erection: You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoYes, that’s what I said. Thank you.
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering
brides… bribes … to voters during an electionEDIT: beautiful how a simple typo can grab people’s attention so much
Is that an unfortunate typo? Or are they also offering brides alongside monetary bribes?
Trump is about due for a new one.
Nah, he found someone as morally bankrupt as him and they’re as happy as two peas in a pod.
No, he found a foreign handler willing to do what was necessary for a pretty sweet life in the US.
His previous wives were no peaches.
Tell me more about the brides. Asking for a friend.
They are Russian.
That’s ok but are they sturdy?
Go on….
They have Chlamydia.
Do I get my choice of toppings?
Napalm
Correction:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
*Erection:
You can tell capitalists are getting desperate when they start offering brides to voters during an erection
Yes, that’s what I said. Thank you.