I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

  • when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
  • are you ever groggy in the morning?
  • how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
  • what are your true passions in life?
  • Cyborganism
    12812·
    2 months ago

    Guys who do diss other guys for not peeing standing up have major self esteem issues or insecurities.

    I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:

    • it’s more comfortable
    • it doesn’t splash pee water everywhere all over the toilet bowl and the floor or my pants.
    • can access the toilet paper easier to wipe clean instead of just shaking it and having a wet pee stain on my underwear
    • I have my hands free to use my phone
    • I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.
    • JohnnyCanuck
      567·
      2 months ago

      Real men sit to pee so they don’t have to clean their own piss up later.

      Whenever I talk about this, some asshat will come along and make a comment about sitting on a tree. No, dumbass, I don’t sit to pee on a tree. Or a urinal. I sit to pee on my toilet at home so I can tell you what an idiot you are while I’m pissing just to prove how manly I am.

      • almar_quigley@lemmy.world
        45·
        2 months ago

        Real men pee however they want and make sure not to leave a mess for the next bathroom user. Standing or sitting has nothing to do with masculinity.

      • Cyborganism
        91·
        2 months ago

        Hahahahahaha! “dO yOu SiT aT a UrInAl Or On A tReE?” That is some wrinkle-free brain logic right there.

    • zcd
      14·
      2 months ago

      Never turn your back to the bathroom door bro

      • Cyborganism
        31·
        2 months ago

        So do you pee with your dick bent backwards between your butt cheeks to piss in the bowl while you face the door?

    • Agrivar@lemmy.world
      6·
      2 months ago

      I can also fight anyone that might barge in an try to assault me while I pee without peeing on myself so it’s a tactical defense position.

      Bruh. You’re giving up your best offensive maneuver by sitting down! You piss AT your attacker!

    • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
      4·
      2 months ago

      You fool, the pee is to be used as a standoff weapon to assert space and give time to determine your strategy.

      • CyborganismEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        If your attacker comes from behind, which is the most likely scenario, you’ll be caught off guard with both hands busy holding your junk. All they gotta do is shake you a little for you to be covered in your own piss. Checkmate.

        • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
          3·
          2 months ago

          Learning the garden sprinkler technique is dick management 101.

          • Cyborganism
            2·
            2 months ago

            The one that slaps the water that goes

            Tsh tsh tsh tsh tsh

            TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

      • ricecake@sh.itjust.works
        21·
        2 months ago

        Usually about 15 to 20 seconds. I’ve been known to check my phone while standing to pee, it really just depends on what I’m doing It’s not like I’m doing a lot on my phone while peeing.

    • timroerstroem@feddit.dk
      3·
      2 months ago

      I’m a man and I pee sitting down because:

      it’s more comfortable

      Agreed, I will generally sit down.

      It’s solely a matter of comfort and/or convenience:

      • No. 2: Toilet (obviously, I hope).
      • No. 1 on the road or at the pub: Urinal or standing elsewhere.
      • No. 1 otherwise: sit down and relax.
    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
      1·
      2 months ago

      it’s more comfortable

      Idk I just don’t think it’s comfortable to sit down and stand up for such a quick thing, not to mention pull my pants down