• Mycatiskai
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    4 days ago

    Reminds me of ER doctors saying that somehow men always seem to fall onto all sorts of things when they sit down naked and those things get accidentally lodged up their asses.

    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz
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      3 days ago

      Yeah, it would be so much better if everybody was just upfront about it during anamnesis:

      How, do you think, did this contraption become lodged in your rectum?
      I put it up my ass.
      Why did you put it up there?
      It was an experiment.
      What was the purpose of this experiment?
      To find out what I can put up my ass.