Mine would be the time my dad rigged a harness and “hung” himself from the carport beam, dressed to look like a stuffed Halloween decoration. He would grab at the bigger kids and parents when they came up to the door for candy. Scared the living bejeezus out of them.

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    3 hours ago

    Naw I want it for my kid, glow in the dark and all, and I don’t wanna pay a fortune for it 😭