• PeriodicallyPedantic
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    3 months ago

    Ok I think I’ve got it.

    Jesus is like Voltron, the 3 dudes in the middle combine to form him.
    And the 2 on the ends are the spiritual equivalent of two men each, which is why all the parts of Jesus are hanging out with them.

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      3 months ago

      Of shit what if it’s like Captain planet, and if they all stand up at the same time it’ll summon Jesus?
      They’re not allowed standing because they don’t want to trigger the rapture!