Thrashy@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoWhoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their liveslemmy.worldimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up1806arrow-down115
arrow-up1791arrow-down1imageWhoever wrote this headline has never encountered a passenger train before in their liveslemmy.worldThrashy@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-squarebionicjoeylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·4 months agoNow I’m imagining the deal between Tesla and Siemens: Siemens guy: alright Mr Musk, just sign these papers and the mireo will be leased to your company Elon (in 8 year old voice): woo! I made a Giga train! Choo Choo! Siemens guy: umm, okay… As I said, the train is a Siemens Mireo. Hopefully this lease agreement will benefit both of our companies Elon: nuh uh! It’s a Giga train and I invented it! Nobody ever had anything like this for getting around before!
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoAs far as I’m concerned this is accurate which is why Elon needs a team of PR people.
minus-squarenomous@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoketamine consumption intensifies
Now I’m imagining the deal between Tesla and Siemens:
Siemens guy: alright Mr Musk, just sign these papers and the mireo will be leased to your company
Elon (in 8 year old voice): woo! I made a Giga train! Choo Choo!
Siemens guy: umm, okay… As I said, the train is a Siemens Mireo. Hopefully this lease agreement will benefit both of our companies
Elon: nuh uh! It’s a Giga train and I invented it! Nobody ever had anything like this for getting around before!
As far as I’m concerned this is accurate which is why Elon needs a team of PR people.
ketamine consumption intensifies