So last night, while dreaming, I was arguing with someone that “I didn’t used to be this bad at hockey”, and they didn’t believe me. So I pulled up my NHL stats. Between age 35 and 40 I was the Jets 7th Dman, played 42 games, and had 20 points. They still didn’t believe, so they pulled up YouTube looking for video clips. The first hit was “Unrau’s defensive blunder costs Jets game 6 and the series.”

  • MajorMajormajormajor
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    1 year ago

    Damn, man, even your subconscious is saying you suck at hockey. You need to learn to love yourself a little.

    Or learn to accept you’re not good at hockey, I dunno I’m not a dreamologist.

    • TroyOP
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      1 year ago

      My D division beer league rec team may agree with you ;)