• MindTraveller
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    29 days ago

    You’ve been declared legally dead. Your bank has cancelled your credit card. You go to the bank to get your credit card fixed, and the teller says there’s nothing they can do because you’re dead.

    Do you say:
    A) BRAAAAIIIINS
    B) I got better
    C) Apparently I’m the second coming of Jesus Christ