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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • IninewCrow
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    9 months ago

    Swap a friends ring pill with a blue laxative

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      He won’t know if he’s coming or going

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          I want the backstory please

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            It starts with a grande bean burrito and ends with a Mexican hooker

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            Patrick Stewart farted.

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              Ah yes, farting is very funny.

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                The oldest joke we have a record of as a species is a fart joke. This is my favorite factoid of all time, maybe ever.

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                  maybe ever.

                  Would you say: since time immemorial?

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                    One could, yes.

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                  Fun fact: Norman Mailer coined the word factoid in 1973. He wrote:

                  “[Factoids are] facts which have no existence before appearing in a magazine or newspaper, creations which are not so much lies as a product to manipulate emotion in the Silent Majority.”

                  In other words, a factoid is a clickbait “alternative” fact.

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                    Interesting. I always took the term to indicate a single fact in isolation, in contrast to major dates or things that could be considered part of a curriculum.

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