• Avid Amoeba
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    3 months ago

    5 years for all that work?

    *Injects spaghetti bolognese with extra parmesan*

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      3 months ago

      Injects spaghetti bolognese with extra parmesan

      Orally, I presume … unless otherwise, no wonder you aren’t getting that extra five years

    • Beaver
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      3 months ago

      Check out Loma Linda where you can get 10 years more than the American average if you change your habits.