TehBamski@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 5 months agoWhat has been the worst church service you have ever attended?message-squaremessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down17file-text
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minus-squareSplashJacksonlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down3·edit-25 months agoThe sign said, “Everybody welcome, Come in, kneel down and pray” But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn’t have a penny to pay! So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign. I said, “Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I’m alive and doin’ fine”. Woooooaaah!
The sign said, “Everybody welcome, Come in, kneel down and pray”
But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn’t have a penny to pay!
So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign.
I said, “Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I’m alive and doin’ fine”.
Woooooaaah!