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minus-squareCileTheSanelinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 months agoRepublicans in 2028: “We can’t have an election during a war! The election is suspended until the war with Mexico* is over.” *-technically the war is with Mexican cartels, not the Mexican government, so as long as we say at least 1 cartel still exists the war isn’t over.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoThey’ll pull a Reagan and start buying drugs from the cartels.
Republicans in 2028:
“We can’t have an election during a war! The election is suspended until the war with Mexico* is over.”
*-technically the war is with Mexican cartels, not the Mexican government, so as long as we say at least 1 cartel still exists the war isn’t over.
War on Terror 2: Mariachi Madness
They’ll pull a Reagan and start buying drugs from the cartels.