Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down18file-text
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelemmynglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 months agoA pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Yarr, it be driving me nuts!”
minus-squareRai@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThe version I heard had a parrot on the steering wheel. Makes more sense with the pirate context hahaha
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says: “Did you know you have a steering belt attached to your crotch?” The pirate answers: “Yarr, it be driving me nuts!”
The version I heard had a parrot on the steering wheel. Makes more sense with the pirate context hahaha