• remotelove
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    2 months ago

    Function over fashion. Hair for teeth, especially if that makes me a blue whale.

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            2 months ago

            Huh, TIL. On reading about them, shark denticles primarily consist of dentin. Denticles are as close to teeth as baleen are to hair, I suppose.

            I guess we could dig around and find more surprisingly logical answers to OPs question.

            (Still, a shark or a whale is a decent choice.)

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          2 months ago

          Hope you REALLY love shrimp. Or krill I guess but that’s harder to find at the grocery store.

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            2 months ago

            I do! While there are probably some major drawbacks, like having to swallow the occasional religious prophet or sentient log, it kinda sounds OK.