• Vampiric_Luma
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    1 year ago

    Sigh… Of course it did, because this guide is missing a crucial detail. For the wet area surrounding the red stain, add a rosé. Make sure it doesn’t mix with the red stain. The stain should equalize and look like one stain. This is good.

    Finally, you can add a champagné (it MUST be champagné, not a sparkling) Everything should return to normal. Health authorities don’t want you to know this trick because having so much alcohol on-hand could recklessly endanger your productivity to society. My source is an amalgamation of German scientists that haunt me to this day.