alphanerd4@lemmy.world to US Authoritarianism@lemmy.world · 11 months agoDevastating, the Worst Politician from the 2000s Said Something You Agree Withlemmy.worldimagemessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1668arrow-down110
arrow-up1658arrow-down1imageDevastating, the Worst Politician from the 2000s Said Something You Agree Withlemmy.worldalphanerd4@lemmy.world to US Authoritarianism@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square68linkfedilink
minus-squareHemingways_ShotgunlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up57·11 months agoI thought the fucker had died already. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
minus-squareJo Miran@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoHe’s died a few dozen times. He just won’t stay dead.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoMust be buried in one of Iraq’s oilfields
minus-squaremorbidcactuslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoAnyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-211 months agoI remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old. He also has no pulse. No, really.
minus-squareRaiderkev@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoProbably gonna live forever w that thing Darth vadering his ass through life
minus-squarejj4211@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoHe has a pulse now: “On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia.” He was pulseless for 15 months though.
minus-squareNιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoHoly crap, why is that so horrifying
minus-squareJumpingspiderman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoCheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011
minus-squareSuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoObscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.
minus-squareJumpingspiderman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoGetting new hearts on demand is Cheney’s secret to longevity.
I thought the fucker had died already.
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He’s died a few dozen times. He just won’t stay dead.
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No one’s found his phylactery.
Must be buried in one of Iraq’s oilfields
Anyone who does gets an invite to a hunting trip with him.
I remember people saying in the 2000 election that he was too old.
He also has no pulse. No, really.
Probably gonna live forever w that thing Darth vadering his ass through life
He has a pulse now: “On March 24, 2012, Cheney underwent a seven-hour heart transplant procedure at Inova Fairfax Hospital in Woodburn, Virginia.” He was pulseless for 15 months though.
Holy crap, why is that so horrifying
Cheney has gotten more than one heart since this article posted in 2011
Obscenely wealthy assholes have 20% higher life expectancy.
Getting new hearts on demand is Cheney’s secret to longevity.
They are delicious and nutritious